My most solemn duty is to protect this nation and its people from further attacks and emerging threats. Of these threats, the most dangerous is the disappearance of board game tournaments, oh yeah, and nuclear weapons. Those are bad too. The point is, if "The Availibles" are not able to have a Cranium Showdown in Atlanta, then the terrorists win, plain and simple America! We go forward with complete confidence in the eventual triumph of freedom. May God bless you, and may he watch over the United States of America. Go Braves!
(that's how I remember it anyway...)